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yepperoni:

this is my faviorite king of the hill joke and it’s only 5 seconds long and king of the hill isn’t on netflix anymore and it’s not free on amazon prime anymore either, so i had to rely on a dubbed anime website to find it 


“After all this time, it seems to me like straight and fast is the only way out- but I choose the labyrinth. The labyrinth blows, but I choose it.”

After all this time, it seems to me like straight and fast is the only way out- but I choose the labyrinth. The labyrinth blows, but I choose it.”

preferences-5sos:

spoken-not-written:

renaroo123:

spoken-not-written:

I WAS TAKING A SELFIE AND WAS GONNA MAKE A TEXT POST SAYING HI I’M PETER PAN BUT MY GRANDMA SAW ME AND I’VE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED AND THIS HAPPENED

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Jake that’s a pot…

You’re a pot.

I’ve never laughed so hard in my life ever

unknownforeverx:

LOL the last one

  #'excuse me bitch lol'  
What is Halloween like in Night Vale?


thenightvalepost:

Usually a bit chilly. But other than that it’s tolerable. Kids go out with their bags just the same, knocking on doors, asking for notes from the future and sentimental keepsakes from the past. Then they burn it all ceremoniously and reflect on the realities of the present. A crow caws softly in the distance, a wolf howls, a baby is born with onyx black eyes.

please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay.
sacred chant of the homosexual  (via offwithurhead)

biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

[x]

arthur-recaps:

me when i diet

dishai:

a small collection of somewhat disturbing, but otherwise entertaining posts

davestirfry:

thecupcat:

davestirfry:

THOSE COSPLAYERS WHO DO ZOMBIE VERSIONS OF THE CHARACTER THAT CAN AFFORD TO DRENCH EXPENSIVE COSPLAY IN FAKE BLOOD
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thats what you do when you accidentaly ruin your cosplay. you pour blood on it and pretend it was the plan all along

woah man giving me straight street knowledge thank you

uM OK SO FAcE OFF IS BACK ON adN NOBODY TOLD ME?????¿??

  #face off    #yAS  

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

gay-mo:

disclaimer: If any of the famous people I admire find this blog….I do really like and respect you but at the same time you’re really bangable so there’s that too.